By Mr Biffo
Introduction
What you are about to read has been written by Mr Biffo, the creative force behind the 90s Teletext videogames magazine Digitiser. He now runs the show at digitiser2000.com
The World of Warcraft movie – AKA Warcraft – isn’t out until next year, but as the first trailer is unleashed, the game’s legion of fans are already frothing themselves into a stupor.
Here are 10 things that the movie has to include, if it stands a hope of appeasing the rabid World of Warcraft fanbase.
1. BICKERING ERIC
In true World of Warcraft style, orcs are the main antagonists of the upcoming movie. If Duncan Jones knows what’s good for him, he’ll be putting the orcish leader, Bickering Eric, front and centre.
Despite being a mediocre warrior at best, his relentless arguing over trivial matters became so incessant, that his fellow orcs put him in charge of their empire mostly just to shut him up – as with our own monarch.
Unfortunately, that didn’t work so well, and Eric continues to find things to pick fights over: the relative temperature of his throne… whether or not wasps are the boys and bees are the girls… and if …read more
Source:: techradar.com – Gaming
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